Grunge is back. Or neo-grunge, I should say. Dress like a slacker, and be über-trendy.
Ah, if it was only that easy. Neo-grunge may seem like a piece-of-cake trend to master, but trading fashion-tips with the local busker just won’t cut it. There are rules.
Being a humongous fan of the angst-filled grungy teen drama My So-Called Life, I spent quite a few of my teen years trying to emulate Angela. Which is why, limited to fashion only, I consider myself to be some kind of grunge expert.
Which brings us back to the rules. Read on if you need help mastering the slouchy trend:
1. Plaid: Never, never ever, consider yourself fully dressed unless wearing at least one plaid/check item. Preferably an oversized shirt.
2. Layering: Essential. Not as in I’ll-see-how-many-items-in-my-wardrobe-I-can-wear-simultaneously. No. Oversized shirts, baggy vests, big jackets, and stuff tied around your waist, combined with Kurt Cobain-style tees for dudes, and tight-fitting tops (the bodysuit/leotard ones that you button together in the crotch) for dudettes. And accessories. Lots and lots.
3. Mismatch: Colour-coding is a no-no. Unless it’s black, that is. Lay off that neon-coloured stuff, though. Nature is your pallet.
4. Messy hair: You still need to wash it. The trick with neo-grunge is to look scruffy, but still smell of flowers. After your daily shower, go bananas with styling products, and don’t stop until you hair looks a bit like dreadlocks gone wrong. You’ll look a million pounds without causing a stink. Literally.
5. Dr. Martens: Forget dabbling in fancy-looking new twists on Doc’s old formula. Keep it hi, black, worn and torn.
Alternatively, use grungemeister Johnny Depp as your guide. Boy or girl, copy him. You’ll look hot.
